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If you want it done right, do it yourself.

Don't sweat the small stuff.

If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

There are no short cuts to any place worth going.

When it hurts to look back, and you're scared to look ahead, you can look beside you and your best friend will be there.

Men who don't understand women stand into 2 groups, bachelors and husbands.

Parents start you off on life, and friends get you through it.

Don't play stupid with me, I'm better at it!

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

Some people are alive because its illegal to kill.

I'm confused. No wait... Maybe I'm not..

Smoking reduces weight.. (One lung at a time).

Make Poverty History.

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